You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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