A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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