I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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