i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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