community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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