You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We need to get me chipped asap
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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