As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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