are you still at the devil's house?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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