Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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