Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
did you just send me my own nude
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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