god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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