I hope mine doesn't look like that
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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