Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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