Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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