hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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