it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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