at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize