I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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