hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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