No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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