People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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