Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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