I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i want to swaddle you in tequila
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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