feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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