dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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