She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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