Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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