You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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