Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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