she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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