the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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