we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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