So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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