They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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