Those balls look pretty dangerous.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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