Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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