When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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