Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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