I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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