Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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