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i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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