no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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