brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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