bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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