Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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