Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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