do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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