i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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