quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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