Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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