I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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